A totally real column totally written by Taylor Swift. *Totally . . .
“Lately there’s been a lot of talk in the media about how freaking ‘vain’ I’ve been because I thought Nicki Minaj’s tweets whining about not being nominated for Video of the Year at the Video Music Awards were actually about me.
Listen people, I’m not vain. But honestly, read this tweet and tell me it’s not about me:
‘If your video celebrates women with very slim bodies, you will be nominated for vid of the year.”
As a very slim woman, I’m clearly included in that category. That got me thinking about all of the other recent tweets that are almost definitely taking a stab at me that I didn’t get upset about. Nicki’s was just one of the many. Take, for instance, this tweet from Donald Trump:
‘Do you notice that Hillary spews out Jeb’s name as often as possible in order to give him status? She knows Trump is her worst nightmare.’
Why is Donald Trump tweeting about me, and why is he calling me Hillary!? Donald Trump, I’ve been nothing but supportive of you. It’s not like you to pit me against Republican presidential candidate Jeb Bush! Besides, everyone knows Trump isn’t my worst nightmare—my worst nightmare is drama! I HATE DRAMA!!!
I mean, seriously. At least my fans have my back with this #JusticeForCecil hashtag. But they should know that my middle name is Alison, not Cecil. Also, I haven’t been shot dead. So maybe the facts are fuzzy, but at least the sentiment is there.
<3 Tay Tay”
*OK, fine. Not totally.