Jessie, not Jessica, enjoys writing about the kind of dirty that don't wash clean, devouring pink Otter Pops, urinating in public (according to the Tempe Police Department), pondering renaming her puppy Schmendrick after the magician who stars in one of the greatest movies of all time, "The Last Unicorn", traveling to foreign countries and failing miserably to speak their native language, playing with her pet robot Marvelous Marvin, reading the kind of books that would make her grandma blush, putting boys to shame when playing co-ed softball and reminding her fiance that, "She has the pussy, so she makes the rules."
She'd also like to point out she has the coolest parents in the world and thanks them for supporting her in all that she does.
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