2008 Woodie Awards
Vote Absentee
The morning after a party is nothing but pure drudgery when imbibers wake up, heads spinning, with a collective "ugh." My "ugh" on New Year's Day just about killed me this year. After sleeping three hours, I was suddenly up and out of bed at 6 a.m., kneeling before the porcelain god, ready to spew forth Armageddon itself.
What would you do if I told you short sex was the best sex? Laugh, right? Well according to a recent study by Dr. Eric Corty, an associate professor of psychology at Penn State Erie, and student Jenay Guardiani, a seven to 13 minute quickie is the hottest way to get hot and heavy.
Decades after the Civil Rights movement, race issues remain. Project Unite, a student group at Mesa Community College, is sponsoring an event to promote racial awareness across campuses. The Human Race Machine Event will be held on the Maricopa Community Campuses all week, culminating in a forum on various racial issues on Wednesday, April 23.
For Dashaun Morris, childhood consisted of being surrounded by drive-by shootings, funerals and gang fights in his Phoenix neighborhood. After running with the Bloods for most of his life, he found himself alone in a prison cell while his friends were being buried and his first daughter was being born.
Procrastination. If I had to sum up my lifestyle with one word I think that might be the one. I spend more time putting things off and worrying about them than it would take to actually get the job done. Even as I write this column, I picture my editor pulling his hair out as I cut another deadline dangerously close.
