2008 Woodie Awards
By Jessie Whitfield
Issue date: 3/27/08 Section: Daily Buzz
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1. She has a lot of sex. My friend Jenny "did it" once and said it's really fun - like riding a horse.
2. She's rich. "Girls Gone Wild" offered her $1 million dollars to tour with them. Even though that fell through, she's reportedly made like $200,000 off online music downloads. I could buy like four VIP backstage passes to the Hannah Montana concert with that kind of money!
3. She's famous. She acted in a bunch of "Girls Gone Wild movies" when she was 18. That's so neat. I've always wanted to be an actress.
4. She's a model. She's in talks with Georgi Vodka to be their new "butt girl." How rad would it be to have your picture on the back of every bus in New York City - even if it's not of your face?
5. She may have a drink named after her, the "Spitzer Screwdriver." It's made of vodka, orange juice and schadenfreude. I have no idea what vodka or schaden-whatever tastes like, but my 17-year-old brother says vodka's for cool kids only, like him, so I guess that makes her really, really cool.
6. She's a popular R&B/soul/pop artist. I added her as a friend on Myspace and listened to her song "What We Want" and it's so hot that 4,674,994 people have listened to it so far! I so wish I was her.
7. She changed her name. It used to be Ashley R. Youmans and now it's Ashley Rae Maika DiPietro, but she goes by Ashley Alexandra Dupre. I've always wanted to change my name to Star E. Sky.
8. She's best friends with celebrities. She hangs out with Charlie Sheen and practices cheerleading with him. How totally awesome is that?
9. She goes out with older guys. I'm currently absolutely, positively head-over-heels (that I don't wear) in love with one of my brother's friends, Jake, right now. I would give anything to be his girlfriend, even my collector's edition "High School Musical 1 and 2" dolls.
10. She has big boobs. Boy, would I like some of those right about now!
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