College Times

Issue date: 2/5/10 Section: Top 10s

Media Credit: Dan Honda/Contra Costa Times/MCT Tiger Woods is steering clear of this year's Super Bowl ads, with good reason.

Many people watch the Super Bowl, not only for its display of the amazing feat that is football, but also for its awesomely awesome selection of commercials.

That being said, I just couldn't help but to speculate as to the Top 10 commercials that were slated to run, but then pulled at the last second because of some unforeseen circumstances*.

10. Snookie, the "Whateva, I just got punched in the face" girl from "Jersey Shore" as the new face for Head On, the headache medicine.

9. Angelina Jolie, Octomom and Bristol Palin partnering to make a PSA in support of any form of birth control ever created.

8. A Kanye West, Mel Gibson and Christian Bale spot about an up-and-coming "Think Before You Speak" Sesame Street special.

7. Britney Spears, Vanessa Hudgens, et al featured in the newest commercial for Hanes underwear.

6. Michael Phelps in a cool new ad for D.A.R.E.

5. Heidi Montag and Joan Rivers plug their newest line of all-natural skin care line, which can be found on QVC.

4. A five-second spot of the "Twilight" author Stephanie Meyer just apologizing over and over for what she's done.

3. A five-second spot of Tom Cruise in front of a white screen saying, "Seriously guys, I'm not gay."

2. Tiger Woods' sponsorship of Ashley Madison, the famed have-an-affair dating website.

1. Jay Leno and Conan O'Brien sharing the screen for a commercial spot, or anything else for that matter, in any way, shape or form, ever again.

*Just kidding, these weren't ever going to run. But can you imagine if they did?

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