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Top Ten WTF? US Sex Laws

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Breaking laws on a daily basis......

Ty

posted 7/03/08 @ 7:45 PM MST

My lady friend broke the law twice last night.

I guess this makes me an accomplice...

'breakin' the law, breakin the law'
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joe d.

posted 7/05/08 @ 4:00 PM MST

Originally posted by

Ty

 My lady friend broke the law twice last night.

I guess this makes me an accomplice...

'breakin' the law, breakin the law'


Yeah! it's hard to abide by that law #10!
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Ty

posted 7/05/08 @ 9:34 PM MST

I dig your name ;)
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H4B1T

posted 7/07/08 @ 7:36 AM MST

Originally posted by

Ty

 My lady friend broke the law twice last night.

I guess this makes me an accomplice...

'breakin' the law, breakin the law'


so you weren't married and you did it with the lights on?

daring
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Joe Pike

posted 7/08/08 @ 1:31 AM MST

Originally posted by

Ty

 My lady friend broke the law twice last night.

I guess this makes me an accomplice...

'breakin' the law, breakin the law'


Which one, the small animal one?
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Ala Kazam

posted 1/17/09 @ 8:10 PM MST

this hardass talks like hes the only one...act like youve been there before buddy

Originally posted by

Ty

 My lady friend broke the law twice last night.

I guess this makes me an accomplice...

'breakin' the law, breakin the law'
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jjfsdklfjdl

posted 7/03/08 @ 9:33 PM MST

6-inch penis!
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Mallory

posted 7/01/09 @ 3:55 PM MST

Originally posted by

jjfsdklfjdl

 6-inch penis!


wow that's small
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jeannie

posted 7/04/08 @ 11:08 AM MST

Greattt blog!!!
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steven

posted 7/05/08 @ 7:36 AM MST

My gosh. It really does blow my mind when I read this stuff. You guys even banned poker!
If you're still interested in playing then visit www.pokersitesreview.eu
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Jimmy Dean

posted 7/05/08 @ 7:49 AM MST

LOL< thats some of the craziest things I have ever heard! LOL

JT
www.Ultimate-Anonymity.com
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Grolsch

posted 7/15/08 @ 2:08 AM MST

Originally posted by

Jimmy Dean

 LOL< thats some of the craziest things I have ever heard! LOL

JT
www.Ultimate-Anonymity.com


LOL! You're a douche who uses "LOL"!
LOL! Go back to AOL!
LOL!

On topic, wouldn't you think they'd have changed some of these laws by now? Jesus...
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Churchgoer12

posted 4/19/09 @ 9:59 AM MST

Originally posted by

Jimmy Dean

 LOL< thats some of the craziest things I have ever heard! LOL

JT
www.Ultimate-Anonymity.com


Jesus! You used the the Lords name in vain, you're such a prick!
Jesus! Go back to Hell sinner.
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Vegas

posted 7/05/08 @ 7:54 AM MST

The best things is that some of these things had to be real problems for these laws to be created.
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Pat

posted 7/05/08 @ 8:05 AM MST

Hey Ty, I wouldn't brag about doing it with your 64 year old cousin in a toll booth...
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Ty

posted 9/18/08 @ 12:42 PM MST

Originally posted by

Pat

 Hey Ty, I wouldn't brag about doing it with your 64 year old cousin in a toll booth...


I'm a little late to the after party but regardless.. Try the "reply to this comment button", it works.
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Flavio

posted 7/05/08 @ 8:29 AM MST

citation needed
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chris McNeilly

posted 7/05/08 @ 8:41 AM MST

Not to be a killjoy, but are any of these laws enforced? It doesn't really count if they are just outdated and ignored statutes.
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scott thompson

posted 7/09/08 @ 2:22 PM MST

Originally posted by

chris McNeilly

 Not to be a killjoy, but are any of these laws enforced? It doesn't really count if they are just outdated and ignored statutes.

I was charged and had to plead out and now am a sex offender because oral sex is illegal in md. And I have been married for 14 years. outdated laws are no big deal till a smart prosecutor uses them as a tool to get you for something else and the court has to follow the law.You better hope your girlfriend/wife never splits up with you then testifies against you for something you both did. the man always loses. p.s. I was up against 52yrs. in prison.and spent almost 50,000 dollars on lawyers.
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not

posted 8/01/08 @ 4:05 PM MST

Originally posted by

chris McNeilly

 Not to be a killjoy, but are any of these laws enforced? It doesn't really count if they are just outdated and ignored statutes.


He got that right. These laws are retained for the hateful right wing prosecution teams who want to make headlines for themselves. That's all I have to say.
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FAKE!!!!

posted 7/05/08 @ 9:19 AM MST

This is fake!
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poot

posted 7/06/08 @ 10:54 AM MST

Originally posted by

FAKE!!!!

 This is fake!


Agreed, no such law exists in Georgia, and sex with any animal is against the law in Washington. Two of these being BS, plus absence of and sources whatsoever, pretty much makes the entire article BS.
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Dawn Keebals

posted 7/06/08 @ 8:26 PM MST

Originally posted by

FAKE!!!!

 This is fake!


You're a homo.
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FuzzyWombat

posted 7/07/08 @ 6:48 PM MST

Originally posted by

FAKE!!!!

 This is fake!


Wrong! Georgia code says:

§ 16-6-18. Fornication

An unmarried person commits the offense of fornication when he voluntarily has sexual intercourse with another person and, upon conviction thereof, shall be punished as for a misdemeanor.

and also
§ 16-6-19. Adultery

A married person commits the offense of adultery when he voluntarily has sexual intercourse with a person other than his spouse and, upon conviction thereof, shall be punished as for a misdemeanor.
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iyuioy

posted 8/25/08 @ 9:09 PM MST

Originally posted by

FAKE!!!!

 This is fake!


your a prick look it up !!
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Northern Virginia Website Designer

posted 7/05/08 @ 9:40 AM MST

In Virginia, it is illegal to perform oral sex on your spouse. Indeed, there is a man in jail right now for that offense. "What cha in here for dude?" "Um, giving my wife oral pleasure." "Bummer. Can I have some?"
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Ryan

posted 7/05/08 @ 10:16 AM MST

According to jivelo.com in Louisana, it is illegal for a man to read the newspaper when his female partner is giving him oral.

Whoever came up with these laws deserves a phd.
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Daniel Marquard

posted 7/05/08 @ 10:24 AM MST

The one about the animals, is that for real?
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kr0n

posted 7/05/08 @ 10:28 AM MST

lmao @ pat. best reply to a comment ever!
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dasreboot

posted 7/05/08 @ 10:46 AM MST

cat find anything in section 18 code of virginia that reads you can't have sex with the lights on. Of course oral and anal sex are still felonies

http://leg1.state.va.us/cgi-bin/legp504.exe?000+cod+TOC18020000008000000000000
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Stephen

posted 7/05/08 @ 10:54 AM MST

Man I hate moving, being gay makes it hard to lift all those boxes, but at least I have my shit packed....
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doxx

posted 7/05/08 @ 11:05 AM MST

Oh, but there are so many more:

1. In Texas: Up to a felony charge can be levied for promoting the use of, or owning more than six dildos.

2. In Texas: Homosexual behavior is a misdemeanor offense.

3. In Texas: It's illegal to possess realistic dildos.

4. In Utah: No one may have sex in the back of an ambulance if it is responding to an emergency call.

5. In Arkansas: Oral sex is considered to be sodomy.

6. In Florida: You may not kiss your wife's breasts.

7. In Illinois: It is considered an offense to attempt to have sex with one's dog.

8. In Missouri: It is illegal to have oral sex.

9. In Mississippi: Adultery or Fornication (living togeather while not married or having sex with someone that is not your spouse) results in a fine of $500 and/or 6 months in prison.

10. In Mississippi: It is illegal for a male to be sexually aroused in public.
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spleen

posted 7/10/08 @ 9:33 AM MST

Originally posted by

doxx

 Oh, but there are so many more:

1. In Texas: Up to a felony charge can be levied for promoting the use of, or owning more than six dildos.

2. In Texas: Homosexual behavior is a misdemeanor offense.

3. In Texas: It's illegal to possess realistic dildos.

4. In Utah: No one may have sex in the back of an ambulance if it is responding to an emergency call.

5. In Arkansas: Oral sex is considered to be sodomy.

6. In Florida: You may not kiss your wife's breasts.

7. In Illinois: It is considered an offense to attempt to have sex with one's dog.

8. In Missouri: It is illegal to have oral sex.

9. In Mississippi: Adultery or Fornication (living togeather while not married or having sex with someone that is not your spouse) results in a fine of $500 and/or 6 months in prison.

10. In Mississippi: It is illegal for a male to be sexually aroused in public.


Maybe that's why, when you kiss someone from Arkansas, their mouth tastes like shit.
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Hassan

posted 7/05/08 @ 11:55 AM MST

After working at a general assembly for this government I can attest that this is where much of our tax dollars go.

This is the kind of crap our congressmen, representatives, and otherwise "politicians" spend their days doing.
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lom

posted 7/05/08 @ 11:56 AM MST

lol
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bob

posted 7/05/08 @ 12:28 PM MST

"Sexual intercourse between unmarried couples is illegal in Georgia."

And at least a dozen other states. Is it really that shocking? Didn't think so.
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ken

posted 7/05/08 @ 12:35 PM MST

dumb article.
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Bob

posted 7/05/08 @ 1:34 PM MST

these are not real laws
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fsagf

posted 7/05/08 @ 1:43 PM MST

Looks like I'm moving to Washington
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nyc

posted 7/05/08 @ 1:51 PM MST

only in the stubborn red states. where religion is the only answer. those backwoods backward retards. i cant believe that we had bush for 8 years because of these fools. goatfucking cousin banging hicks should all be killed
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Rev G33k

posted 7/06/08 @ 5:17 PM MST

Originally posted by

nyc

 only in the stubborn red states. where religion is the only answer. those backwoods backward retards. i cant believe that we had bush for 8 years because of these fools. goatfucking cousin banging hicks should all be killed


If you are going to wax political about this, at least have your facts straight.

Laws like these (I can not speak for this set of laws being true of false) are called "blue Book Laws" they are old, much older then the 8 year Bush run in office.

In fact much older then Bush Sr. him self.

Most of them are no longer enforced, yet they remain on the books, mostly to tack on charges to people, AKA Trump up the charges.
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156

posted 7/05/08 @ 1:57 PM MST

No pics no proof
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SickSadWorld

posted 7/05/08 @ 2:45 PM MST

I want to comment on the pic of the girl accompanying the article.

She looks like an idiot and is not "sexy" at all.

That lower lip biting thing only looks "sexy" on a very small percentage of girls/women but we are seeing it more and more and more in all forms of media.

It's nauseating to me that the industry backers are pushing a look that just doesn't fit most girls/women.
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Soylent

posted 7/06/08 @ 10:22 PM MST

Originally posted by

SickSadWorld

 I want to comment on the pic of the girl accompanying the article.

She looks like an idiot and is not "sexy" at all.

That lower lip biting thing only looks "sexy" on a very small percentage of girls/women but we are seeing it more and more and more in all forms of media.

It's nauseating to me that the industry backers are pushing a look that just doesn't fit most girls/women.


Hey, give the girl a break - It's probably the only thing she's had to eat for a week...
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Ryan

posted 7/05/08 @ 3:09 PM MST

I don't know if this is all fake, or just outdated, but it hasn't been illegal to have oral sex in Arizona for at least 7 years.

Here is the news article to prove it: http://phoenix.about.com/cs/living/a/sexlaws01.htm
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Bulls**t

posted 7/05/08 @ 4:24 PM MST

Fake is right . . . This is total BS
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SoLinkable

posted 7/05/08 @ 5:02 PM MST

This isn't fake, Relax. These laws are just old...
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Shucker

posted 7/05/08 @ 5:27 PM MST

Cite your source please.
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Kraker

posted 7/05/08 @ 5:27 PM MST

Hahahaha :))8. Having sexual relations with a porcupine is illegal in Florida. :)))
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