College Times

Issue date: 6/18/09 Section: Sex

Somebody my boyfriend knows is kind of like our Dupree, we're always with him and he's been single, but dating for a while. So when we went to the bar a couple weeks ago and a cute blonde started hitting on 'Dupree' we were excited because she seemed really sweet.

Little did we know she was a crazy girl!

I'll admit I've seen girls get a little quirky when it comes to love, but this one takes the cake. It was like something out of a movie. Right off the bat she began asking him about his plans for the future: when he wants to get married, have kids and even how much money he makes!

Perhaps she knows what she wants, but take it easy! Talking about those things the same day you meet someone is a bright red flag that should have sent him running. But no, he's a sucker for cute girls, so after taking her home that night, we were going to hang out with her again; this would be their second time ever seeing each other.

When we arrived at the bar she seemed super sweet, but very clingy. And as the alcohol flowed it got much worse. Before we knew it she was calling him her boyfriend, and hanging all over him like a dog in heat! We got her out of there and on the car ride home is where she truly unleashed the crazy. She began talking to him about their future kids together. She kept saying that she wants to get married and have kids right away and that if they had sex that night then she would have twins.

It was surreal. I was so shocked that there are really girls out there like this and I had to bust out my camera and record it. She went on to say that if he gets her pregnant and he doesn't "want to be a daddy that it's okay because" her parents will take care of the kids. But she also added a stern "if you divorce me, I'll kill you!" Then continued with "wouldn't we have cute kids?" and "do you love me?" - it was nuts!

Dupree just stared in fear and reminded her that she doesn't even know his last name!

My point is, if you're single and ready to settle down this is NOT the way to do it. You can't meet someone and decide they're the right person within less than a week of knowing them. Kids and marriage are huge lifetime commitments.

Slow down. Get to know each other and don't rush into anything. And if you haven't figured it out yet, talking about love, kids and marriage on a second date isn't cute, it's psycho. That kind of behavior is going to make meeting the right person very hard for you.

And guys, try to think with your head and not your pants. No matter how cute a girl is, it's not worth having a stalker.

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